"A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that." Gordon L. Glegg, American Engineer, 1969.

You Might Be An Engineer If...




Top Ten Reasons To Date an Engineer
  1. The world does revolve around us... We pick the coordinate system.
  2. Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.
  3. We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.
  4. Parents will approve.
  5. Help with your math homework.
  6. Can calculate head pressure.
  7. Looks good on a resume.
  8. Free body diagrams.
  9. High starting salary.
  10. Extremely good looking!



Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer
  1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
  2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
  3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
  4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
  5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
  6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
  7. Touches his car more often than you.
  8. Talks in acronyms.
  9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
  10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.